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[bogparty]

Does a’body ken if we can eat the gourds?

[Larkspur]

Ah already did. Only after did it occur tae me that some kind of anti-theft magic micht turn me intae something unnatural. If ye come back tae the room and am a pumpkin, will ye write my da?

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[pepromancy]

There’s no souls inside or anything. Even the ones with faces.

[bogparty]

Ye kin tell that sort of thing?

[pepromancy]

Oh, yes. They make themselves known fairly readily.

[bogparty]

Have they always?

[pepromancy]

I didn't always know what to look for.

[bogparty]

Who taught ye?

[pepromancy]

I did.

[bogparty]

Teach me.

[pepromancy]

I can try. It's mostly about learning what makes an alive thing that way. Easy enough.

[bogparty]

I dinnae understand people. At all. Is that a problem?

[pepromancy]

I’m not sure what could possibly have given the impression that I do. This is purely scientific.

[bogparty]

You willnae make me run social experiments like Orchid, right?

[pepromancy]

I swear to you and whatever you find holy that the thing I find least fascinating on this whole realm is a girlfriend simulator.