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Does a’body ken if we can eat the gourds?

[Larkspur]

Ah already did. Only after did it occur tae me that some kind of anti-theft magic micht turn me intae something unnatural. If ye come back tae the room and am a pumpkin, will ye write my da?

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is this a poem or a song

What's the worst that could happen? You get poisoned and turn into a puppet?

A question?

it's beautiful

Sure. What should I tell him? Or should I send him the pumpkin?

There’s no souls inside or anything. Even the ones with faces.

Someone could pick me up.

You could ride around my shoulder, if you wanted.

Send him pumpkin me with a note that says 'Edie is daft.’ He'll parse it out.

Ye kin tell that sort of thing?

You can count on me!

A’ve nae heard that before.

[…] Okay.

Have ye turned intae a puppet yet?

I have not. I'm not really into brawling.

Hm. Ye dinnae strike me as gentle.

I'm not. But I'm sneaky.

Ah knew ye would come through.

Are ye enjoying the decorations? Seems like your aesthetic.

You should've just done it. Now you've lost your plausible deniability.

Is the available food not to your liking?

Yeah!!! Who do I petition to make this permanent?

Oh, yes. They make themselves known fairly readily.

NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU BE FREE AND EAT GOURDS

Unique. [...] A lot of our classmates are very loud.

The Kenriths are royalty where am from. But I think they hae less sway than Felisa.

Have they always?

I enjoy cooking. D'ye want some soup?

I didn't always know what to look for.

Ah dinnae want to be a puppet.

Who taught ye?

I did.

Teach me.

That depends! How did it turn out?

I can try. It's mostly about learning what makes an alive thing that way. Easy enough.

I dinnae understand people. At all. Is that a problem?

Nutritious.

I’m not sure what could possibly have given the impression that I do. This is purely scientific.

I see. I think I'll pass.

It's the most important thing a food can be, but aright.

You willnae make me run social experiments like Orchid, right?

Potentially. But I have the option of food that's nutritious and delicious, so why would I choose to suffer?

I swear to you and whatever you find holy that the thing I find least fascinating on this whole realm is a girlfriend simulator.

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