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Does a’body ken if we can eat the gourds?

[Larkspur]

Ah already did. Only after did it occur tae me that some kind of anti-theft magic micht turn me intae something unnatural. If ye come back tae the room and am a pumpkin, will ye write my da?

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is this a poem or a song

A question?

it's beautiful

A’ve nae heard that before.

What's the worst that could happen? You get poisoned and turn into a puppet?

Someone could pick me up.

You could ride around my shoulder, if you wanted.

[…] Okay.

Have ye turned intae a puppet yet?

I have not. I'm not really into brawling.

Hm. Ye dinnae strike me as gentle.

I'm not. But I'm sneaky.

Unique. [...] A lot of our classmates are very loud.

Sure. What should I tell him? Or should I send him the pumpkin?

Send him pumpkin me with a note that says 'Edie is daft.’ He'll parse it out.

You can count on me!

Ah knew ye would come through.

Are ye enjoying the decorations? Seems like your aesthetic.

Yeah!!! Who do I petition to make this permanent?

The Kenriths are royalty where am from. But I think they hae less sway than Felisa.

There’s no souls inside or anything. Even the ones with faces.

Ye kin tell that sort of thing?

Oh, yes. They make themselves known fairly readily.

Have they always?

I didn't always know what to look for.

Who taught ye?

I did.

Teach me.

I can try. It's mostly about learning what makes an alive thing that way. Easy enough.

I dinnae understand people. At all. Is that a problem?

I’m not sure what could possibly have given the impression that I do. This is purely scientific.

You willnae make me run social experiments like Orchid, right?

I swear to you and whatever you find holy that the thing I find least fascinating on this whole realm is a girlfriend simulator.

You should've just done it. Now you've lost your plausible deniability.

Is the available food not to your liking?

I enjoy cooking. D'ye want some soup?

That depends! How did it turn out?

Nutritious.

I see. I think I'll pass.

It's the most important thing a food can be, but aright.

Potentially. But I have the option of food that's nutritious and delicious, so why would I choose to suffer?

NO ONE IS STOPPING YOU BE FREE AND EAT GOURDS

Ah dinnae want to be a puppet.

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