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[bogparty]

Does a’body ken if we can eat the gourds?

[Larkspur]

Ah already did. Only after did it occur tae me that some kind of anti-theft magic micht turn me intae something unnatural. If ye come back tae the room and am a pumpkin, will ye write my da?

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[pepromancy]

I’m not sure what could possibly have given the impression that I do. This is purely scientific.

[bogparty]

You willnae make me run social experiments like Orchid, right?

[pepromancy]

I swear to you and whatever you find holy that the thing I find least fascinating on this whole realm is a girlfriend simulator.