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The Biblioplex wasn't as impressive as they made it sound. What a disappointment.

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Anyway. Which of you are capable? I need assistance looking into [...] something.

I can pay you, I suppose. But only after a successful venture.

Goats need not apply.

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Is she calling you a goat?

Miss Claw's decided to make it my defining personality trait. Can you believe it? I'm being slandered!

Should I be mean to her?

Oh, nah, unless it'd be fun for you. She's all hiss no scratch. Sweet of you to come to my rescue, though!

Excuse you.

I'm not wrong.

Keep thinking that. See what happens.

I can handle a scratch from a feral cat.

Too bad I'm not a feral cat.

So just someone's lap cat then?

Hardly.

There's nothing wrong with being a goat(?).

Thank you! Although I'm really more of a faux-Satyr.

I feel you!

Made up of odd bits and pieces, too?

Something like that? I'm a werewolf, but not a wolf?

Oho, interesting! They're pretty much all wolves from what I've seen. Where I come from anyway. I'm a tiefling, so all bets are off.

I'm a coyote, so even the wolves probably think I'm weird.

Oh, fun! I guess that explains the "goat" stuff. Very cool.

I bet they'd take you in as a cousin.

Fun's one way to put it!

I didn't mean that in a flippant way!

Oh! But I did mean it in a flippant way!

Oh, okay, I'm sorry! I was worried you thought I was being rude.

I'm exceedingly hard to offend, my good friend. Put your heart at it's easiest of eases.

All right, well it's lovely to make your acquaintance, then.

Really? When we haven't even been introduced??? Best fix that right and tidy.

I'm Cosmo Mallory of Innistrad.

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