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The Biblioplex wasn't as impressive as they made it sound. What a disappointment.

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Anyway. Which of you are capable? I need assistance looking into [...] something.

I can pay you, I suppose. But only after a successful venture.

Goats need not apply.

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Nothing!!! She's just biased against them for no reason at all.

They smell too. I forgot to mention that.

Hey, wait now, hold on one minute, I do not smell!

Well of course you don't notice it.

Alright, fine! But normal people usually like my natural smoky musk.

Are you implying I'm abnormal because I don't appreciate your odor?

Anyone of taste loves the scent of campfire embers.

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helmineblackwater - 2022-09-20 03:18 (UTC) - Expand

BBQ GOAT

Just don't eat me! I probably taste like sulfur.

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Eat him.

Is she calling you a goat?

Miss Claw's decided to make it my defining personality trait. Can you believe it? I'm being slandered!

Should I be mean to her?

Oh, nah, unless it'd be fun for you. She's all hiss no scratch. Sweet of you to come to my rescue, though!

Excuse you.

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There's nothing wrong with being a goat(?).

Thank you! Although I'm really more of a faux-Satyr.

I feel you!

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oh, are you the intolerable goat she mentioned?

The one and only. Cosmo Mallory, at your service.

~~you seem quite literate for a goa~~

well, you don't seem ill-mannered to me.

He put his filthy hooves on the table and called me names for no reason.

oh, well name-calling for no reason is ill-mannered.

was the table in one of those fancy places where they're picky about where you put your feet?

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My parents always praised me for learning my letters earlier than any of my siblings.

that's certainly worthy of praise!

do you have a lot of siblings?

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