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[helmineblackwater]

The Biblioplex wasn't as impressive as they made it sound. What a disappointment.

[......]

Anyway. Which of you are capable? I need assistance looking into [...] something.

I can pay you, I suppose. But only after a successful venture.

Goats need not apply.

Comments

[wereyote]

Disappointment?

[vergrace]

what's wrong with goats?

[hexslinger]

i'm capable and listening...

[helmineblackwater]

Don't misunderstand. It's serviceable. But I expected to be blown away or rendered speechless from awe the way people talk about it.

What did you think?

[quickwitted]

How much are you paying?

[helmineblackwater]

No manners.

[helmineblackwater]

Capable how?

[helmineblackwater]

Negotiable.

How capable are you?

[hexslinger]

- smart
- sexy
- motivated
- tenacious

[wereyote]

[.....]

I thought it was pretty good?

[helmineblackwater]

A girl after my own heart.

How are you at handling threats?

[spurlark]

Oh, I'm capable of a lot of things.

[helmineblackwater]

You sound a little disappointed yourself.

[helmineblackwater]

You have my attention.

Care to elaborate?

[quickwitted]

Extremely.

[vergrace]

as opposed to other farm animals that are known for being well mannered?

[wereyote]

Moreso I'm disappointed that you're disappointed, because that must mean you have even more elaborate Biblioplexes wherever you're from.

[quickwitted]

Cows are sweet.

[spurlark]

I'm a hot vampire.

[vergrace]

that's true enough, but i think cows are the exception of farm animal manners.

[helmineblackwater]

Not more elaborate, necessarily. But on par.

My apologies for taking the bloom off your rose.

[helmineblackwater]

I wouldn't know. I've never met any.

Just one intolerable goat.

[helmineblackwater]

I adore this confidence.

[helmineblackwater]

Really? I've read about vampires. But I've never actually met one. Do the stories do you justice?

[ebba]

Where are you from?