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[sanguinario]

As one of your RAs, here is your reminder to not break any school rules.

WARD: Party Planning (Prismari + Larkspur, Farrow, Flavian, Helmine, Yrsa)

Would any of you like to attend a birthday dinner for my fiancé? Please say yes. He's so terribly shy and unsociable, and it would drive home that he's nothing without me and my loving support.

WARD: Biblioplex Bunch

If Adrian Flyte asks you any questions, do not answer him.

Comments

[spurlark]

[PARTY PLANNING]
Of course! Always down to make a boy feel bad for a good cause.

[BIBLIOPLEX BUNCH]
Can we lie though?

Party Planning

[sanguinario]

I knew you'd understand me. His birthday is next Monday.

[Biblioplex Bunch]
Oh, certainly. I just don't want him poking around my business.

Party Planning

[spurlark]

What should I bring?

[BIBLIOPLEX BUNCH]
I'll make up some good ones!

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[metrognome]

is this one of those dinners where you need to keep your forks in order

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[sanguinario]

Quite likely. Do you need a fork primer?

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[metrognome]

sounds booooooooooring who wants to play pick-the-fork on their birthday

[hexslinger]

co-signed!

[Party Planning]

oh, absolutely i would. i'll even knock him down a peg by forgetting his name at least once.

[BBs]

ohhh?

[sanguinario]

We do so much to keep these miscreants in line.

[Party Planning]
New Capenna girls always know how to handle a man.

[BBs]
He's incurably nosy. The hazards of marrying an Obscura.

[hexslinger]

it's a thankless job... but a meaningful one.

[PP]

they should be grateful to be so humbled by us.

[BBs]

that only makes it more fun... how much can we get away with before he finds out?

BBs

[quickwitted]

Quick question: do you like this guy at all?

BBs

[sanguinario]

Of course I do. You just have to set expectations early in a relationship.

BBs

[quickwitted]

A well trained boy is the only good kind.

BBs

[hexslinger]

how long have you two been together?

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[pepromancy]

I'm going to bring an absolutely wonderful hosting gift and give him a bar of soap in a box for his birthday.

[Biblioplex Bunch]
I never talk to strangers.

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[sanguinario]

Lovely, nonspecific, and might cause him to wonder if he smells. I love it.

[Biblioplex Bunch]
Wonderful. Has anyone been asking questions about us? If not, it seems like we got away with it and we're free to continue exploring, if we want.

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[pepromancy]

And just artisan enough to make it look like I went to some trouble. Precisely.

[Biblioplex Bunch]
I haven't heard any questions. Professor Onyx hasn't brought it up, to us at least. I'd say we're free and clear. When shall we go back?

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[lunulata]

ah. i would like to come.
but.
i do not think he is nothing. is that a requirement?

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[sanguinario]

Oh, it's a little joke between us. Don't take everything so seriously, darling.

I'm putting you on the guest list. Maybe you and Adrian can make friends.

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[myrto]

Oh... At last.... A dinner party....
I will attend, of course...
You're such an angel.
What is the attire?

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[sanguinario]

Thank you, my dear. It really is past time for me to introduce you all, anyway.

Knowing Adrian? Err on the side of formal.

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[helmineblackwater]

I wouldn't miss it for the world!

[Biblioplex Bunch]

I doubt Adrian will ask me anything. I don't think your dear fiancé is fond of me.

Why the concern all of the sudden?

Party Planning

[sanguinario]

It wouldn't be a fun party without you.

[Biblioplex Bunch]
He's so sensitive, honestly.

Oh, nothing worrisome just yet. But I'd rather warn for a maybe than have him learning any of my secrets.

Helmine/Yrsa

[yrsa]

help
i've only practiced how to have fancy tea

[...] hey

Party Planning

[yrsa]

is this a fancy manners dinner
i'll go wherever you want if there's free food

[Biblioplex Bunch]
what if he asks about boring school stuff

Party Planning

[sanguinario]

It would hardly be good manners to force you to pay for own meals! Or for Adrian to do it, since he's footing the bill.

[Biblioplex Bunch]
What kind of boring school stuff?