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As one of your RAs, here is your reminder to not break any school rules.

WARD: Party Planning (Prismari + Larkspur, Farrow, Flavian, Helmine, Yrsa)

Would any of you like to attend a birthday dinner for my fiancé? Please say yes. He's so terribly shy and unsociable, and it would drive home that he's nothing without me and my loving support.

WARD: Biblioplex Bunch

If Adrian Flyte asks you any questions, do not answer him.

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[PARTY PLANNING]
Of course! Always down to make a boy feel bad for a good cause.

[BIBLIOPLEX BUNCH]
Can we lie though?

is this one of those dinners where you need to keep your forks in order

I knew you'd understand me. His birthday is next Monday.

[Biblioplex Bunch]
Oh, certainly. I just don't want him poking around my business.

Quite likely. Do you need a fork primer?

co-signed!

[Party Planning]

oh, absolutely i would. i'll even knock him down a peg by forgetting his name at least once.

[BBs]

ohhh?

sounds booooooooooring who wants to play pick-the-fork on their birthday

Quick question: do you like this guy at all?

We do so much to keep these miscreants in line.

[Party Planning]
New Capenna girls always know how to handle a man.

[BBs]
He's incurably nosy. The hazards of marrying an Obscura.

Would it amuse you to complain about the forks to the host's face? Because I wouldn't object.

I'm going to bring an absolutely wonderful hosting gift and give him a bar of soap in a box for his birthday.

[Biblioplex Bunch]
I never talk to strangers.

oh absotootly i love it when boys get heartburn around me

Of course I do. You just have to set expectations early in a relationship.

A well trained boy is the only good kind.

how long have you two been together?

ah. i would like to come.
but.
i do not think he is nothing. is that a requirement?

What should I bring?

[BIBLIOPLEX BUNCH]
I'll make up some good ones!

Lovely, nonspecific, and might cause him to wonder if he smells. I love it.

[Biblioplex Bunch]
Wonderful. Has anyone been asking questions about us? If not, it seems like we got away with it and we're free to continue exploring, if we want.

Oh, it's a little joke between us. Don't take everything so seriously, darling.

I'm putting you on the guest list. Maybe you and Adrian can make friends.

And just artisan enough to make it look like I went to some trouble. Precisely.

[Biblioplex Bunch]
I haven't heard any questions. Professor Onyx hasn't brought it up, to us at least. I'd say we're free and clear. When shall we go back?