Strixhaven University

Hi everybody. Please send help. There are so many books in the house that I can't open my bedroom door. Considering crawling out a window.

Attention Local Idiots: you made the headlines. Congrats.

I did not think it was possible for a place to have too many books in it.

SILVERQUILL

I'm your RA now. I hope you're not expecting me to be particularly helpful or insightful, but I swear on my bat's life I will never snitch on you to professors if you break rules.

RAs

Does anyone else feel underqualified for this job?

Hello, everyone. It's me again. The birthday girl.

Felisa Fang invited me to her super secret rush week party. She told me I could invite friends, but she failed to tell me how many friends it would be appropriate to invite. I think we should all go. It sounds like a total nightmare.

It's at a secret location we have to find on our own. The only hint I have received from the Party Queen herself is that I should wear clothing "appropriate for mud wrestling". Relatedly: I'm looking to borrow an outfit.