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[spurlark]

What clubs did everyone join? I had a hard time deciding which ones had the most hotties.

[Biblioplex Adventure Crew]

Soooooooooo, guess who's the Necromantic Arts professor?

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[quickwitted]

You have to tell us what you learned.

[Biblioplex Adventure Crew]
Is it the talking bear?

[sanguinario]

You can't seriously be choosing extracurriculars based on lust.

[Biblioplex Adventure Crew]
Is it the vampire?

[quickwitted]

Of course not. I'm also taking social clout into consideration.

[sanguinario]

The Strixhaven Star will be fun.

[spurlark]

Well, obviously that's not the only reason, but having people around who are easy on the eyes certainly helps.

[BAC]
No, but it's someone we saw in the Archives.

[sanguinario]

And what is your type, my darling?

[BAC]
The woman? [...] If she's involved in the necromantic, it would make sense why that slime seemed to be linked to blight magic.

[spurlark]

That this school seems to only recruit babes.

[BAC]
Disappointingly no!

[pepromancy]

I keep thinking mine weren't intellectually driven enough. But there wasn't anything necromantic. We should change that.

[Biblioplex Adventure Crew]
[...] Professor Onyx.She is hot.

[spurlark]

Are we starting a necromancy club? I'm in.

[BAC]
And she didn't even smell like mystery slime.

BAC

[helmineblackwater]

You found the mystery woman from the cave!

What's she like?

[pepromancy]

We should consider! There must be enough of us.

[BAC]
Oh is that her?

[ebba]

What would necromancy club entail?

[werevulpes]

I put myself down for Dead Languages Society, Strixhaven Star and Intramural Gymnastics Club

[...] I'm not sure how many hotties are in each.

[yrsa]

dead languages definitely has some hotties

[spurlark]

Oh yeah, definitely a lot of hotties in all of those. Good picks.

[helmineblackwater]

I refuse to let 'hotties' dictate my schedule.

I signed up for the Dragonchess Club and the Dead Languages Society. And to be an assistant in the magic labs, of course.

[yrsa]

but it's a great way to find something new
& now we're club buddies

[quickwitted]

I didn't know you two were interested in linguistics.

[yrsa]

i can feel a new passion awakening
& maybe i'll learn how to read 'don't touch, this is super cursed'

[helmineblackwater]

I'm not. But I'm interested in knowledge and I don't want to be barred from specific texts just because I can't read them.

[helmineblackwater]

Well, when you put it like that I an hardly complain. But will you actually be focused on the texts or just on our peers?

[grrgirl]

The clubs with the most CARNAGE
SILKBALL and CHEERLEADING

[yrsa]

you ready to show flippy guy how it's done ?

[grrgirl]

Is flippy guy cheer alpha

[bogparty]

Dead Languages, the Historical Society, and Horticulture Club.

[…] And I’ll be groundskeeping.