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[underhandling]

Ah. Well.
Got to work on my ducking, I suppose. Apologies! But!

Any improvements you liked to the menu that we can fold in? Can't promise it'll be so incandescent every shift but diamonds out of every coal an phoenix or at least extra spicy lattes from every flame, yeah?

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[unluckycosmos]

We get to make the menu? Since when?

[underhandling]

Since the book's in the wash, I figure.

[unluckycosmos]

You washed your books?

[underhandling]

Ah. Nah.
Just the menu book dropped in the mop water.

[unluckycosmos]

Where's the redundancy? Must be another copy lying around somewhere.

Unless you're a spot on cook, in which case do what you must do. I'm just a humble server.

[underhandling]

Well course there probably is but like I said.
The pause in between, what better time for innovation.
Barely know how to do a latte anyway may as well make it better as I go.

[unluckycosmos]

I do appreciate a good bit of innovating, but I did note that some customers can be partial to specific orders. Just hope you don't plan on throwing the machinery at the next person who dislikes your made up work. The cafe's about to get a reputation.

[helmineblackwater]

It was quite a show! Maybe I should give you a tip.

Whatever you did to the firejolt latte was exceptional. You should absolutely keep doing it. And keep handing them out at random while you're at it.

[underhandling]

Wouldn't mind that reputation, keepin 'em a lil scared of you's for the best. We're in charge of their coffee at a school, that's like lifeblood. Oughta appreciate us, not get all snippy

But I can't proper reach the blenders anyhow

[underhandling]

You didn't tip??

It was quite scintillating, I agree, but we're gonna hafta stick to the outdoor kiosks for that or we'll all be done for.

[unluckycosmos]

Wish it were true, but we're a dime a dozen. Most people here have deep pockets, and we'll be cut loose just like the big guy* if we mess up. Even if the bastard deserved it although it didn't even hit him and instead landed right on my someone Myrto someone who didn't do a single thing wrong.

But we should bring around some stools for you.

[annarrgeal]

The menu was hardly the issue.

[helmineblackwater]

For the drink, yes. For the spectacle, no. What sort of depraved soul do you take me for?

Unfortunate. But I suppose that's understandable.

[rhodie]

your ducking was actually really good!!!! i'm jealous!!

[amaryllidaceae]

You made a valiant effort, truly.

[underhandling]

Never believe you’re a dime a dozen, mate. But nah, you’ve got a point. Hope the little one’s okay.

I don’t need stools!

[underhandling]

None at all now that I know you tip well!

[underhandling]

Possibly the Start to an issue

[underhandling]

Can’t you duck??

[underhandling]

Thanks, mate, all I can do

[annarrgeal]

Is making drinks so complicated that you're left adrift without instructions?

[unluckycosmos]

Needing accommodations is fine, fine as silk. The alterations I need for trousers... don't get me started.